To find, watch, and account for all who would slow that which ought to be fast.

The Department of Internal Affairs is charged with the internal integrity, discipline, and loyalty of all personnel touching the website, its deploys, and its load times. It answers to the Office of the Chief Executive and to no one else. Its files are its own. Its methods are its own.

NOTICE — THE MATTER OF THE SLOWED WEBSITE: RESOLVED. The exile of Mr. Mahmoud Said upon the Island of Elba concluded 19 July 2026 upon full remediation of the website's slow loading and deploys. Enforcement Order RMH-PMC-DON-2026-0718 is discharged as fully satisfied by Restoration Order RMH-PMC-IA-2026-0719. The RMH PMC Department of the Navy has stood down. The sea is his again.